Sunday, September 21, 2003

There She Is

The new Miss America hails from Florida. This for some reason is supposed to make me proud.

Am I the only one completely and totally offended by the fact that the Miss America paegent continues to exist in the 21st century? A teacher was recently fired for using the word "niggardly" even though it has absolutely nothing to do with race (it has Swedish origins, meant to degrade other Swedes) and yet the swimwear competition goes on.

While I'm at it, way to go to all you professional cheerleaders and Hooter's waitresses out there. Thanks for ensuring that I continue to earn 87 cents for each male dollar.

This is a scholarship competition? Fine. Figure out who has the highest GPA and send her on her way. The rest of us prefer to go about our daily lives supporting our dreams with hard work.... not our breasts with duct tape. Whores.

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