What's So Great About Guy Friends

Coversations such as the following:

ME: AnaMaria and I are going shopping. She needs underwear. You need underwear?

DAN: You gonna buy me some?

ME: Buy your own underwear.

DAN: I don't want to go then.

ME: So it's okay if I buy you underwear, but you don't want to get it yourself?

DAN: Yes. I'll tell you exactly what I need.

ME: Extra-small, right?

DAN: (succumbs to ass-kicking he has just been handed)