Even I Can't Write This Stuff

Ah-nold (you know of whom I'm speaking so I'm not even going to bother attempting to spell his last name) is appearing on Sean Hannity's radio show at a town hall type of thing, and some guy in the audience was handed a microphone, and Ah-hold said-- I swear to God-- "You look very pumped up today." SWEAR TO GOD. I completely expected him to clap his hands together and say, "Aw rwight!" but alas, I was not so fortunate.