Saturday, September 06, 2003

What Just Fell Into the Garbage Can

My shoe. I had my feet propped up on the back end of my desk, then when I lifted my feet to put them on the floor, my right foot nicked the garbage can. Floof.

It was, of course, a sandal. I am not, of course, wearing pantyhose.

Friday, September 05, 2003

There's Hope For the World

You know the best worst Saved By the Bell episode of all time, where Jessie's addicted to caffeine pills? (Sure you do! Come on: "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so.... scaaaaaared!") I just found out that my buddy's high school performed the entire episode verbatim as their senior class play. That is, quite possibly, the best thing I have ever heard.

Thursday, September 04, 2003

What I'm Allowed To Wear Now That I No Longer Live With My Parents

The black t-shirt that reads, "Forget the horse.... ride a cowboy."

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Whipped

"I'm delighted to revisit Indiana Jones," Harrison said of a pending Lucas/Speilberg project, then in the next breath announced he was "very troubled by the proliferation of arms" in the United States. It's nice that he feels this way, because the cop he portrayed in "Hollywood Homicide" was a peace-loving fool, and Indiana Jones is downright legendary for maneuvering himself out of tight spots with "When you.... I feel" statements and a yoga session.

"I'm very disturbed about the direction American foreign policy is going," Ford added. Well, thank God we know how he feels. I imagine TPTB are lunging for the phone this instant to pull troops out of Iraq now that Harrison, with his vast military experience of directing Chewbacca to lock in the forward stabilizers, has weighed in.

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