Wednesday, September 03, 2003


"I'm delighted to revisit Indiana Jones," Harrison said of a pending Lucas/Speilberg project, then in the next breath announced he was "very troubled by the proliferation of arms" in the United States. It's nice that he feels this way, because the cop he portrayed in "Hollywood Homicide" was a peace-loving fool, and Indiana Jones is downright legendary for maneuvering himself out of tight spots with "When you.... I feel" statements and a yoga session.

"I'm very disturbed about the direction American foreign policy is going," Ford added. Well, thank God we know how he feels. I imagine TPTB are lunging for the phone this instant to pull troops out of Iraq now that Harrison, with his vast military experience of directing Chewbacca to lock in the forward stabilizers, has weighed in.

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