Tuesday, September 23, 2003


I was viciously attacked by a leaf today. I was minding my own business, driving along downtown, when AARRUUUGGH there's this friggin LEAF all up in my grill. It slammed into the windshield, then was gone as quickly as it came.

I'm still shaking over this. I live in Florida. Fall does not happen here. It hasn't been below 60 degrees for months and months. I didn't see any other leaves in the immediate area anywhere. Where'd this leaf come from? What did it want from me? Does somebody have a hit out on me? Or did the leaf act alone? Was this just a warning? I WANT THE TRUTH (which, granted, I cannot handle, but still.)

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