Monday, January 01, 2007


Given that the final hours of my 2006 were marked by heavy spewing, interrupted only by writhing on the bathroom floor awaiting the next round of spew (NOT recommended for an abs workout), I have high hopes for '07.

My New Year's resolution is to stop making my sister's life so horribly interesting. Whenever I enter the home of Julie The NephewsMama, I manage to tow chaos. Here's how I've celebrated my past few visits:

-Cried when her neighbor ran her car into my rental car
-Cried when I ran my rental car into Julie's car
-Somehow completely shut down Windows on her home computer
-Vomited on her children's duck-shaped bathroom mat

"Well," she said as I apologized from behind a haze of Lysol and nausea, "you keep things... interesting." So did Saddam.

blaaaauuuuurrrgh at:


ShannJ said...

I hope you are feeling better MB! Here's to hoping that 2007 is a great year for all of us!

Carrie said...

Ditto what Shannon said - feel better girlie, you've got a big year ahead of you!

ShannJ said...

Hey Carrie - Happy New Year to you too!

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