Saturday, October 04, 2003

'Bout Time Those Tigers Started Fighting Back

In case you haven't heard, Roy of Sigfreid and Roy was attacked by one of their white tigers in Vegas last night. (Tiger-racists. They couldn't get an African-American tiger?) This happened on stage. In front of people. I hope the little freak is okay, but a couple details from the story leapt out at me: Tiger bites him in the neck, Roy starts beating at him with a microphone (Was it one of those super-skinny Bob Barker ones? Oh, I hope so) and Sigfreid jets across the stage screaming, "No! No! No!" Both of which were excellent tactics. Because, you know, attacking wild animals will always respond to a little mic upside the head, and if that doesn't work, "No!" will stop him every time.

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