Another Round

It rained yesterday morning. I had to use my umbrella. As I stood waiting for the elevator, shaking it out, the sparkling conversationalist next to me said, "Rainy out there." Oh, thank God someone finally has the nerve to say it.

And for good measure, here's one from the break room:

I was toasting a bagel on a counter bearing a great deal of food left over from a board meeting. Said a passing engineer: "That's a lot of food." And that, sirrah, is why YOU have the company Lexis with the four-window office and I eat toasted bagels for lunch.