Thursday, January 03, 2008

He WILL Kick You Into Delegation Submission

I am hereby sticking to my promise to avoid political writing by highlighting only the most vital news out of Iowa tonight: the sight of Chuck Norris and his neon white teeth--there is such a thing as neon white teeth, and Chuck Norris has them-- LOOMING LOOMING LOOMING over Mike Huckabee's left shoulder during the caucus victory speech. Chuck Norris had decreed that Huckabee shall win Iowa! And he... is watching... you.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com

6 comments:

Cruising for Diamonds said...

I couldn't believe when I saw Walker, Texas Ranger standing behind Huckabee. Norris got more face time last night then he's had in the past year!

Cbell said...

Well... Huckabee will certainly win if Chuck Norris is in his corner! Would YOU want to go up against Chuck?

smc said...

Alas. We can all only hope for a day in which Chuck Norris runs for President and Mike Huckabee stands smiling over his shoulder...

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Renee said...

Been a regular reader for awhile now (after devouring your book)... and I just wanted to say, I couldn't resist political blogging yesterday though I had taken the same vow.

Anywho, go Belles!

MB said...

Welcome to the Tasting Room, Renee! Thanks for buying DttL-- I sure do appreciate it :)

Mike Marchand said...

Chuck Norris . . . pfft.

Chuck Norris is lucky "24" is on hiatus because of the writer's strike. As cruising for diamonds noted, Norris is getting plenty of face time now . . . because Jack Bauer is not on. Coincidence? I think not.

When Jack Bauer tells you to do something, it really is do-or-die.

// mike, tl-tr

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