What to Sing

Via Ed McNamara, via my college pal-turned-lawyer Flip:

The young folks drink and keel over on the floor,
Mint juleps have blown them away
They're so burnt out that they're unaware of change
While the sad horseplayers pay and pay.

CHORUS: Weep no more, rich ladies,
Oh weep no more today
Let us sing one song for your new Kentucky home
Where you'll booze it up and wager on Pat Day.