My Boyfriend, Sean Casey

is currently batting .423. The Blonde is pleased. Bear in mind, however, that the following is listed amongst his Big Accomplishments for the previous season the team website: "He joined Jason LaRue as the only Reds players to stay on the 25-man roster for the entire season." Let's hear it for Sean, who managed not to nurse a hangnail or get his ass traded off a team that last week dealt the stadium infield lights for two minor league pitchers and an outfielder to be named later.