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The Millennium Bellemobilie has been much on my mind as of late, so I've been paying more attention to other cars on the road, in the sense that I'm swerving to avoid them in slightly wider arcs than usual so as to get a better view. I always wonder what the driver's story is. Why did you choose that particular car? Why do you find it necessary to advertise for the dealership that doubtless screwed you over on the back window? Are you sure you aren't a potato chip delivery man? At what moment in the negotiations did you point to the Pee Yellow paint block on the brochure and say "Now that will look awesome in the Wal-Mart parking lot"?

Also: What is with the old people and the two-toned cars? What? Why do the aged gravitate towards a nice comfy squishy... roof exterior?

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