Check Please

Lately I've been subsisting on the Diet of the Clearly Depressed. Here is what I ate today:

Breakfast: Bile, angst

Lunch: Croutons.

Dinner: Seventeen french fries. Pie.

Part of this was the product of being quite out of food, which necessitated a trip to the grocery, which I had neither the money nor the energy to undertake. This would have involved movement, and also putting on a bra. I went, though, and got a quarter of a watermelon. Pudding, too. I'll need a good breakfast tomorrow.