"You are NOT my favorite person right now."

So said my brother in law to my four day old nephew at about two o' clock in the morning. He and my sister are becoming very, very familiar with ESPN's overnight schedule.

I gave The Baby Formerly Known As Taufling his very first manicure on Monday, which was a learning experience for us both, seeing as I don't file my OWN nails. I felt Jim and I were doing well until my mother took the eensey weensey little filing board away and said, "Here. Like this. One direction." Oh. So NOT like you're sawing down a tree. I am so never reproducing.