Right then.

Dr. Phil, that unsexybeast, the other day featured a stage-frightened bride who was terrified of attending her own wedding, to which one hundred guests were invited. She announced this before a studio audience that was perhaps four times that large, as cameras beamed her deepest, darkest fears to approximately four million people.

Say it with me, America: Um....


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