Customer Service

I pull my car into Jiffy Lube yesterday, and I'm nursing a haven't-eaten headache, so I'm already not to be screwed with. And one of the garage guys comes out to the Millennium Bellemobile and goes, "We can't help you today. We're out of oil filters."

I practically set the blacktop on fire screeching out of the parking lot. You're JIFFY LUBE. You might want to look into having a ready supply of something vital to, I don't know, the process of LUBING.