tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post114349046705448139..comments2023-11-05T04:51:42.511-05:00Comments on Blonde Champagne: Welcome MSNBC.com ReadersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143654482717996252006-03-29T12:48:00.000-05:002006-03-29T12:48:00.000-05:00Lol. Your Phase II is all messed up. Perhaps you...Lol. Your Phase II is all messed up. Perhaps you should be marketing TO the grannies?<BR/><BR/>Another plausible explanation is that Granny Panties are simply disgusting. Especially -- and I mean <B>Especially</B> -- if they belong to your Granny.Dantelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13726380236477402085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143651668833092102006-03-29T12:01:00.000-05:002006-03-29T12:01:00.000-05:00dantelope,Tried that, but the granny panties didn'...dantelope,<BR/>Tried that, but the granny panties didn't go over well. Shucks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143633329812502792006-03-29T06:55:00.000-05:002006-03-29T06:55:00.000-05:00Dantelope - You should have waited to publish any ...Dantelope - You should have waited to publish any reference to expelling food from your nose for your own blog. It would have made a great post and it would have saved JTP's grandmother any undo stress (because we know she reads this stuff).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143590107193240412006-03-28T18:55:00.000-05:002006-03-28T18:55:00.000-05:00Woe be he who gets in the path of a dantelopic sne...Woe be he who gets in the path of a dantelopic sneeze post-supper. The cleaner will never believe you.<BR/><BR/>:)Dantelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13726380236477402085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143585442084869292006-03-28T17:37:00.000-05:002006-03-28T17:37:00.000-05:00More concerning than your tendency to lie about yo...More concerning than your tendency to lie about your television habits is that dantelope had food particles <I>in his nose</I>! While just about everyone has had milk come out their nose at one point, I've never had anything else remotely food-like in <I>my</I> nose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143581049769980722006-03-28T16:24:00.000-05:002006-03-28T16:24:00.000-05:00Crickey, it's the Croc Hunter!Crickey, it's the Croc Hunter!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143580818502596352006-03-28T16:20:00.000-05:002006-03-28T16:20:00.000-05:00Not sure about the path to MSNBC contributor, but ...Not sure about the path to MSNBC contributor, but this has certainly worked for many people:<BR/><BR/>Phase 1: Underpants<BR/>Phase 2: ????<BR/>Phase 3: Profits!Dantelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13726380236477402085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143576519091041232006-03-28T15:08:00.000-05:002006-03-28T15:08:00.000-05:00How does one get to freelance for MSNBC? I freelan...How does one get to freelance for MSNBC? I freelance now, but I'm always looking for opportunities.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143558839795740342006-03-28T10:13:00.000-05:002006-03-28T10:13:00.000-05:00I loved the article! I had the dubious honor of be...I loved the article! I had the dubious honor of being a Nielsen family (ha! I was single and in college!!) years ago. I was brutally honest about what I watched, which may be the reason why The Real World is still on television.SusannahShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11694810711973250511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143557168453551712006-03-28T09:46:00.000-05:002006-03-28T09:46:00.000-05:00Lol... to say you have a way with words is an unde...Lol... to say you have a way with words is an understatement, MB. It's the images and the twists that really make me laugh hard enough to expel food particles from my nose.<BR/><BR/>It's a good thing Nielsen doesn't measure <I>why</I> you watch certain shows, otherwise they'd have to change Olympic Skating into more of a "Death Match 2000" kind of event...<BR/><BR/>Always the fan,<BR/><A HREF="Dantelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13726380236477402085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143528177977035232006-03-28T01:42:00.000-05:002006-03-28T01:42:00.000-05:00I got an Arbitron book (radio ratings) one time. F...I got an Arbitron book (radio ratings) one time. First thing I did was call my favorite radiostation ("The World-famous KROQ")and weaseled a T-shirt out of them. But I was pretty honest and conscientous about the whole thing.<BR/>What, you think you can bribe me with a lousy T-shirt? You think I'm that cheap?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143514480345350982006-03-27T21:54:00.000-05:002006-03-27T21:54:00.000-05:00Cool beans, MB. Awesome article.Cool beans, MB. Awesome article.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143514204100370652006-03-27T21:50:00.000-05:002006-03-27T21:50:00.000-05:00I actually laughed out loud for a full 15 seconds ...I actually laughed out loud for a full 15 seconds at the mashed potatoes comment - a rare feat. Eeexcellent work. I wish someone would let me be a Nielson diarist; I might even surpass your formidable prowess in perjury.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143510399529069872006-03-27T20:46:00.000-05:002006-03-27T20:46:00.000-05:00Ah, old friends and new-- welcome, strat! Hope yo...Ah, old friends and new-- welcome, strat! Hope you stick around for a while :)<BR/><BR/>Thanks to all for going to read.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143507833963928832006-03-27T20:03:00.000-05:002006-03-27T20:03:00.000-05:00Well, well, Lady Kenobi!It's your old buddy Strat,...Well, well, Lady Kenobi!It's your old buddy Strat, from Blog It. I see you have not lost your incisive eye and rapier-like needle! That was a very funny piece on the Nielsens. Makes me long for my TV brick. <BR/><BR/>Take care and great work. I'm sure I'll drop back by.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143496843804076412006-03-27T17:00:00.000-05:002006-03-27T17:00:00.000-05:00I do the same thing when people ask what I do at n...I do the same thing when people ask what I do at night or on weekends...<BR/>What I say: Cleaning, jogging.<BR/>What I actually do: Watch a lot of TV. <BR/><BR/>PS - Loved the articleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143490990169787112006-03-27T15:23:00.000-05:002006-03-27T15:23:00.000-05:00Yay, another PMSNBC piece! I was waiting for the ...Yay, another PMSNBC piece! I was waiting for the backstory on the ratings booklet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1143490839008902962006-03-27T15:20:00.000-05:002006-03-27T15:20:00.000-05:00Hi! enjoyed the article :)Hi! enjoyed the article :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com