tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post113804078901061578..comments2023-11-05T04:51:42.511-05:00Comments on Blonde Champagne: LucillesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1139250880227599602006-02-06T13:34:00.000-05:002006-02-06T13:34:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1139250223421637652006-02-06T13:23:00.000-05:002006-02-06T13:23:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138873422879813532006-02-02T04:43:00.000-05:002006-02-02T04:43:00.000-05:00Thanks Dan. I'll never be able to refer to "Crapi...Thanks Dan. I'll never be able to refer to "Crapids" with a straight face again.<BR/><BR/>And Russel? I'll be getting my drink on in Iowa Shitty (gotta stick with the theme, y'know) this weekend. Which bar? (Read: there are FIFTY.) I need a free drink anyway; I've had to put up with a friend prepping for the LSATS. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138222002234851682006-01-25T15:46:00.000-05:002006-01-25T15:46:00.000-05:00Fortunately Mary, it's in Iowa City - just a hop, ...Fortunately Mary, it's in Iowa City - just a hop, skip, and a drive down I-380 from the City of Five Smells. Stop by the Ped Mall - if you can find me, I'll give ya a free drink. ;-) <BR/><BR/>Thanks to Dan the Reader for giving me something else to laugh at every time someone says CRapids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138212683411179762006-01-25T13:11:00.000-05:002006-01-25T13:11:00.000-05:00Yep. It's all about the crapidity here.Yep. It's all about the crapidity here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138202922400034432006-01-25T10:28:00.000-05:002006-01-25T10:28:00.000-05:00Crapids. I like that. I hereby declare "crapids"...Crapids. I like that. I hereby declare "crapids" to mean "a fast, loose stool".<BR/><BR/>As in: "How are you?" "Not so good, I got the crapids after eating that coney dog".<BR/><BR/>... and "pistory" to describe a fabled urination experience in the past.<BR/><BR/>How proud MB must be that we're getting back to English.... :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138179481612886332006-01-25T03:58:00.000-05:002006-01-25T03:58:00.000-05:00uh, just be sure to be an "in" before "Crapids" in...uh, just be sure to be an "in" before "Crapids" in my last post, because I can't think that a bar with that name would go over well, not even here. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138179352930315762006-01-25T03:55:00.000-05:002006-01-25T03:55:00.000-05:00Russell the Reader? Goodness, what bar do you ten...Russell the Reader? Goodness, what bar do you tend? Tell me it's Crapids! <BR/><BR/>MB? This might be one of my favorites to date. I love this concept of The Howl. We have something similar, but with only half the piano players, half the cover charge, and thus half the ambiance. But it works for a large chunk of the population on a Saturday night -- but this is Iowa; unless you like comingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138133524505072922006-01-24T15:12:00.000-05:002006-01-24T15:12:00.000-05:00If you're ever unfortunate enough to find yourself...If you're ever unfortunate enough to find yourself traveling through Iowa, let me know. I bartend and at our establishment the formula for a fuzzy navel is 9/10 Schnapps, 1/10 ice (optional), then we show the completed drink a picture of an orange. And it'll only cost you $2 ($1 on a Thursday night).<BR/><BR/>$6.75 for a drink that doesn't involve 10 imported liquors, a blender, a bolt of Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138124812537647552006-01-24T12:46:00.000-05:002006-01-24T12:46:00.000-05:00MB, Great post! Um, I would have to say that waitr...MB, Great post! Um, I would have to say that waitress would have been disemboweled after making that statement. That's just me. <BR/><BR/>Dan, Love the poem...even if you can’t spell. <BR/><BR/>I ain’t no Hollaback gurrrrrrl! <BR/>Worst.Song.EVER.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138119216186582982006-01-24T11:13:00.000-05:002006-01-24T11:13:00.000-05:00Thanks, kids. Everybody is so niiiice! kelebek, ...Thanks, kids. Everybody is so niiiice! <BR/><BR/>kelebek, quote away-- appearing on somebody's facebook page is the modern equivalent of winding up on the front door of the fridge :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138110587164286812006-01-24T08:49:00.000-05:002006-01-24T08:49:00.000-05:00Oh, and by the way, that Gwen Stefani song has got...Oh, and by the way, that Gwen Stefani song has got to be one of the worst pieces of music I have ever heard...no wait...it isn't music...it isn't even that good of a cheer...what a sad state we are in when that rubbish makes money and receives award nominiations...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138110104354388172006-01-24T08:41:00.000-05:002006-01-24T08:41:00.000-05:00To Dan The Reader: Spelling is overrated. To MB:...To Dan The Reader: Spelling is overrated. To MB: Great post girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138091016321816552006-01-24T03:23:00.000-05:002006-01-24T03:23:00.000-05:00Eh, you are not missing much by not knowing what a...Eh, you are not missing much by not knowing what a "Hollaback" girl is. But if you are dying to know, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollaback_Girl<BR/>Watch out, you'll be singing B-A-N-A-N-A-S for the rest of the day.<BR/>Can I quote your last sentence on my facebook? It's the funniest thing I heard all day!OSAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07783013835305527745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138080001209280382006-01-24T00:20:00.000-05:002006-01-24T00:20:00.000-05:00Ok, who hid my spell checker?bludgeonedbludgeonedb...Ok, who hid my spell checker?<BR/><BR/>bludgeoned<BR/>bludgeoned<BR/>bludgeoned<BR/>bludgeoned<BR/>bludgeoned<BR/><BR/>*cough cough* who can think with all this chalkboard dust....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5678945.post-1138079918196845162006-01-24T00:18:00.000-05:002006-01-24T00:18:00.000-05:00Just think how much more valuable that water bottl...Just think how much more valuable that water bottle would be if you froze it and then bludegoned that curmudgeon.<BR/><BR/>Now <I>there's</I> a rhyme you'll not hear on the local rap stations...<BR/><BR/>Dan<BR/><BR/>P.S. Jim is obviously a child prodigy. Your birthday <I>is</I> poop. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com