On the other hand, our for-one-game former quarterback can't seem to get his Yaffa Blocks and beanbags unpacked, and is now angling for a position at... the University of Cincinnati. The "You Got The Express Campus Tour" Quote of the Weekend Award:
"My whole point of going to Notre Dame was the same reason I committed here," Jones said, according to the newspaper. "The atmosphere on campus, they've got top-notch facilities."...Yeah. I've been to UC after dark? And the "atmosphere" is one of "duck inside as fast as humanly possible." Those "top-notch facilities" consist of the city's best hospitals, because it's the place to be if you want a lot of bullet-digging practice. Happy snapping!
bad dream, bad bad dream at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com
3 comments:
You're starting to get your fastball back.
Hey now! What's with all the ripping on both my and Scott's alma mater's in one little post. Better watch it girly - us UC alum's are pretty tough characters! :-)
Well, of COURSE you're tough-- you have to dodge all those bullets. And how can I diss another school that's beaten us? They have that big scary drum! I have absolutely no room to criticize.
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