In Further Sickness

See, this is what happens when you work out: You get off the treadmill, and your throat immediately starts to hurt and general blech sets in. Today, however, was the first time Josh The Pilot was able to invoke his Pope Husband powers.

My mother previously served in this capacity, dispensing various family members from Mass in rare circumstances of travel and illness. When she heard me coughing into the phone this afternoon as I prepared to attend Assumption Mass, she transferred her powers to her son-in-law, who is a Protestant, and Scottish, and also married. He should make an excellent Pope.

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