Don't GoDaddy

You may have noticed that my email signoff now directs you, Springy Reader, to my Drink to the Lasses address. This is in the interest of consolidation and advertising and because Bob Parsons is a total chauvinistic piggyman.

Bob Parsons is the CEO of GoDaddy.com, the original registrant of my BlondeChampagne email address. Bob knows what the kids want these days! Bob is all about being mega-edgy. Bob has a motorcycle, and an earring. Bob is of the opinion that what his customers want is a product marketed via wet t-shirt contests and, when he takes the high road, bikini pageants. Well done, Bob-- you're a credit to the gender.

websitewizard.com advertises with a very angry but fully clothed woman at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com