Monday, March 19, 2007

Things I Totally Want To Hear a NASCAR Driver Say, Post-Race

"We had a terrible car today."

"I drove like a fifteen-year-old on a methamphetamine IV out there."

"Well, I'm getting laid tonight whether I won or not, so frankly all this 'point standings' crap means absolutely nothing."

"My team sucks. I want them liquidated."

"I hate my sponsors. Especially Pepsi. Seriously, the vanilla kind tastes like a candle from the homegoods section at Wal-Mart. Sod off, Pepsi."

"Also Combos. Go to hell, Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR."

"That's not racing at all."

"Vestibular."

SAT words at: mb@blondechampagne.com

3 comments:

Josh The Pilot said...

I LOVE this woman!!!

mike, sponsored by cherry coke zero said...

I wouldn't mind another fight like Cale Yarborough and Donnie Allison had at Daytona in '79.

Cbell said...

As you should Josh... as you should!

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