Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Further FAQs

Q. What is your married name going to be?

A. Mary Beth Tricia Ellis The Pilot Sheniqua Sits Pale Tha First

Q. Where is the wedding?

A. As a marine green turtle returns to its place of birth to mate, so too do I migrate from my feeding ground to my homeland. Cincinnati wedding. Skyline and guilt for everybody!

Q. Are you going to be one of those insufferable women who is under the impression that there is nothing more fascinating or important than her wedding plans?

A. Let me tell you about my place card holders!

Q. Should we go to the mall?

A. Today.

any further questions at: mb@blondechampagne.com

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ooh, let's go to the mall right now!

Anonymous said...

Watch "Bridezillas" on WE network but please don't be a Bridezilla!

Josh The Pilot said...

MB won't be a Bridezilla, because she knows if she turns into one I will call the whole thing off and find someone else on whom to bestow my federal employee health insurance benefits.

Anonymous said...

Okay, just to be clear...You want everybody to go...To the mall...Today? I love that episode.

MB won't be a Bridezilla as long as everything goes her way. :)

Anonymous said...

That is fantastic advice, ahjen. I will absolutely keep it in mind :)

Anonymous said...

"Mary Beth Tricia Ellis The Pilot Sheniqua Sits Pale Tha First"

What? No hyphens???

Anonymous said...

JTP should have his Batchelor Party at the RedDog!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The only flaw in ahjen7's plan is that it won't work at every bridal boutique. Many of them cut/block out the information regarding the designer and all that important stuff, just so you can't do this. We did manage to do something similar for some bridesmaid dresses I have worn though, so it CAN work, just not everywhere.

And - the wedding planning and the main event itself are so much more enjoyable and less stressful when you are not a Brideszilla. Trust me! Just enjoy every minute and try not to sweat the small stuff. It will be over before you know it!

Anonymous said...

ok, two more things . . .

1. Just catching up on some tv that I missed while on vacation, and just watched that episode of How I Met Your Mother. OMG. Hilarious. So, who wants to go to the mall???

2. Skyline - at the wedding reception??? I am so in! :-P

Riona said...

omg, you're brilliant. I'm SO GLAD I found this site.

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