Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Unpopinions, Volume VI

-I do not like to eat peaches, but I do like to pet them in the produce aisle.

-What we need right now is an enormously expensive government project in the form of a return to the Moon. Six landings do not a full exploration make. It's like saying you want to explore Earth, then spending two days each in Cleveland, Dayton, Columbus, Akron, Cincinnati, and Toledo, then dusting off your hands and saying, "Well, I know all I need!" You need to include at least the Campell's Soup Company in Downer's Grove, IL.

-Contrary to what Patrick Swayze would have us believe in Road House, pain, in my experience, really does hurt.

-Here's why I went to a women's college: Will The Newborn Nephew is at a stage in which he often expresses himself gaseously, and although his aunt is largely unamused, Jim The Small Child Nephew finds this most hysterical: "Baby toot!" he says gleefully. "Baby toot!" He's two. He's also very much a guy.

-Shut up, Adam Sandler.

you too, Keanu Reeves at: mb@blondechampagne.com

10 comments:

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Laney said...

All of a sudden I want a big bowl of Tomoato soup. Mmmmmmmm!

Life's a Laugh said...

I'd like to see the grilled cheese sandwich that accompanies that!

Rachel said...

Unpop or not, I usually agree with your opinions. Especially that moon thing. What's the point of winning the space race if we don't do anything with it? Go USA!

gryphonesse said...

I guess I'm not very girly. Just yesterday, I locked the windows in the truck on the way back from lunch and threatened my husband and his co-worker with the mother of all farts. They said they'd manually unlock the doors and jump from the truck even if it was moving. I have really great farts. :)

red pill junkie said...

A permanent residence of humans on the lunar surface must involve an international cooperative effort. It should involve the americans, the russians, the europeans, the japanese, the hindus and the chinese.

red pill junkie said...

And another thing:

"-Shut up, Adam Sandler.

you too, Keanu Reeves"

That is NO way to adress THE ONE...

thebuxomwench said...

And the Aussies, Red Pill :)

Rachel said...

Yeah, I was being obnoxious with "Go USA," wasn't I? I didn't mean anything by it; I'm actually a big international cooperation fan.

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