Thursday, June 08, 2006

RE: Visual Creation Of Authority

Dear Tony Snow:

In the future, when you give a globally televised press conference to announce the timeline of the death of the one of the worst terrorists in the history of ever, please do not wear a pretty pink tie.

Cuddles,
Mary Beth

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I cracked a rib laughing silently at my desk.

I especially like the salutation - "Cuddles" - too funny!

Nicko McDave said...

Reminds me of the time that Curly of the Three Stooges was petending to shave a block of ice as if it were a man, and he dabbed the front of the block with shaving cream. While scraping off the cream with a straight razor, he stopped and asked the ice, "Were you wearing a pink bow tie? No? Then here's your bottom lip."

Anonymous said...

A pink tie? Ooo. I didn't see the coverage, just read about it at MSNBC.com. Did he lose a bet? Someone get that man a PR consultant.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. I'm scared now. What does he have in the back of his sock drawer for when we get bin Ladin? Something from the Claire's Prom Collection?

Anonymous said...

She ain't kidding.

FOX News video link (high-speed).

Screenshot (medium-speed).

Screenshot (low-speed).

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God. Not just pink, it's SHINY pink!!!
Apparently the green one with the purple polkadots was at the cleaners.
Clare's Prom Collection! I love it! For bin Laden, sparkles!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the pictoral proof, Mike. I couldn't find any *cough cough*GOVERNMENT COVERUP*cough cough*

Anonymous said...

You know, I never thought of it that way, AttitudeAmy. Perhaps it's his Happy Fun Tie. Well, then it's OK.

Jenib said...

Okay Amy, count me as totally distracted by the vision of you dancing around with bells on your toes. LOLOL.

I want a framed and autographed picture of that one. I promise I will hang it on my wall. Or keep it on the nightstand close to me.

You made a great point about pink tie.

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