Having given up All Things Fun for Lent, I find myself slipping, at least while unconscious. Four times now I've waken from a full night's sleep consumed with such forbiddens as ice cream and, most recently, an M&M cookie. (But not just any M&M cookie! The kind with the little baby baking ones, made from dark chocolate!) There's a barely-opened can of vanilla frosting in my refrigerator that I want. Today I was forced to turn the label so the dripping spoon of sugary downfall isn't facing me every time I open the door to get the stupid bag of carrots. And yet the Go-Tarts, they sustain me, by a thin strawberry thread.
This battle is nothing, however, compared to my war of attrition with the Daytona Beach News-Urinal. These megapitas call me every single weekday, without fail, and while such a famewhore as myself would normally never complain about constant phone calls from the press, what they want from me is a subscription. I got a "free" one for a few weeks when I moved to the Blonde Bachelorette Pad, Northern Edition, and because I am a cretin, I gave them my cell phone number when they asked for it, because I didn't want them using that information to find out where I live.
You should know that I was responding to a postcard inviting me to the deal.
I know the number well; I see it, I hang up, they call again. It's a hate-off by now, because I absolutely refuse to donate the one single day minute it will require to scream ampersand and percentage sign-filled refusals to the telemarketer placing the call. No, Daytona Beach News-Urinal, I am not going to expend money to bring your top-of-the-fold features on Cracker Day to my doorstep when such luxuries as two-ply toilet paper are out of my financial reach.
Oh, but it's so nice to know that they care.
I like ritz crackers at: mb@blondechampagne.com
Friday, March 24, 2006
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11 comments:
You've completely made up that web page re:Cracker Day. That can not.Actually. Exist.
If it actually did exist, a newspaper that in any way cared about its community would a)keep it quiet and/or b)write an article that properly responded to the begged question "WTF???!!!"
No way, brother. That's why I knew I had to include the link.
When people - especially telemarketers - call, do what my brother does.
He picks up the phone, and says very calmly but forcefully, "How many times do I have to tell you I don't have a phone?" then hangs up immediately.
The caller must think he's unbalanced, or gets so confused they remove him from the list. But it works. Every time.
I should clarify that first sentence by saying, "When people you DON'T WANT TO TALK TO call..."
Don't do that randomly. Or you won't have any friends or family left.
Amy Lou, you rock! I am so telling that to my mom.
mb, are you on Ambien? I've read a lot of things about people sleep eating and driving!
You know the Forty Days of Lent does not include Sundays. If you feel a moment of weakness coming on, just tell yourself to wait until Sunday. I know you can do it! I have.
Thanks much for the research, Amy. What's it like to be a productive person? For I shall never know.
Kelebek-- Right. I'm on Ambien. Like my problem is I DON'T feel the urge to sleep all the time.
Starra, that's an excellent reminder. But I'm in this for the long haul. The Sunday out? We Germans don't recognize no stinkin' Sunday out.
Anyone heard of a pharmacy site called www.1medstore.net? I got great generic Ambien and Phentermine 37.5 mg from them delivered to me in quickly. They ship with Fedex! I used the promo code FIRST and I got $15.00 off my order. I know it is still valid since my friend just ordered...anyone else heard of www.1medstore.net? I really like them! Sarah
Hi, i got a really good Ambien from this reliable foreign pharmacy called www.1medstore.net I used the promo code FIRST and I got $15.00 off my order. I know it is still valid since my friend just ordered...check it out...www.1medstore.net. Does anyone know if they have better promos for repeat buyers? Jane
Hi, i got a really good Ambien from this reliable foreign pharmacy called www.1medstore.net I used the promo code FIRST and I got $15.00 off my order. I know it is still valid since my friend just ordered...check it out...www.1medstore.net. Does anyone know if they have better promos for repeat buyers? Jane
Hi, i got a really good Ambien from this reliable foreign pharmacy called www.1medstore.net I used the promo code FIRST and I got $15.00 off my order. I know it is still valid since my friend just ordered...check it out...www.1medstore.net. Does anyone know if they have better promos for repeat buyers? Jane
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