Thursday, March 16, 2006

Ask Josh The Pilot!

Given his popularity amongst the commenters, we're starting a new feature here on BlondeChampagne: Ask Josh The Pilot! Go ahead! Ask him anything! He'll respond to some of your questions in an upcoming post! If he feels like it!

I wanted to institute Ask Jim The Baby Nephew!, but all of his answers would pretty much consist of "Mama's truck," or, if you're lucky, "Two!" (Since his very favorite person in the universe is turning two next month, all attempts at counting pretty much begin and end here. You would expect more from the son of an accountant. Still, he's 99.99 more accurate than I am.)

Post your questions in the comments section or email to: mb@blondechampagne.com.

18 comments:

ahjen7 said...

dear josh the pilot...

why haven't you proposed to this amazing woman?

she's funny, articulate and judging by the photo shoot, an asset to the gene pool.

what gives?

MB said...

I like this feature already.

racheal said...

dusty,

After discussing extremely personal information about mb on a nationally syndicated radio talk show, I belive that jtp has officially given up his right to be mad about any "invasion of privacy" incurred because of mb's awesome blog

TheLadyInGreen said...

Dear JTP,

Got any brothers?

-TLIG

MB said...

Hey...

I don't like this feature ANY MORE.

(TLIG, I cannot WAIT to read Josh's answer to your question!)

Dantelope said...

josh:

what happens when you eject a mime from the cockpit of a moving F-15?

Lizzy said...

Seriously, brothers...in the Colorado area?

Marla said...

As the other protestant who reads MB, can you share more of your religious background? (and thanks for stopping by my blog :)

susan said...

JTP
When will you start stopping at McDonald's on road trips?
And listen, understand that we have decisions to make and gift registry items (loot for you) to purchase...

AnnaPink said...

Hi Josh!

I am flying to Miami from DC in a few weeks. I am really nervous, because I will be sitting in an "exit row" seat of the airplane. I don't know why, but I am afraid some crazy person will try to open up the door (or something) midflight and I will get sucked out. Should I be worried about this? Are there protections in place to prevent this from happening? Also, why isn't everyone on board an airplane issued a parachute? I mean, they could give it back when the flight was over. Are parachutes hard to work, or expensive? I am honestly worried, so don't kid too much if you can help it.

Thanks

MB said...

Oh, poor annapink! There's nothing worse than being scared, I know. And telling you not to worry doensn't help much, does it? You need logic to make you feel better.

Fortunately, I'm dating a pretty logical person. I'm sure he'll have a great answer for you :)

Mike Marchand said...

Amiee: If you dump MB, can I have you?

I have a similar, but not a duplicate, question. :D

Jenib said...

Dear Josh the Pilot,

Any hope of you getting a new vehicle in the near future?

kelebek }{ said...

I came here with a question along the lines of jen liberatore. What are you waiting for?
*takes her big nose out of people's lives*

Janet the Reader said...

Dear Josh the Pilot...
Where the heck are ya?

Josh The Pilot said...

I'm right here... I'm working on answers to all your questions... I'll post an answer to one question each day. Have patience!

Dan From ZME said...

Josh and Mary Beth. Get married when you are ready. No sooner, and no later. I for one can understand the being established a little bit. And OKC isn't the easiest thing on a relationship, especially on a brand new one. In an answer to your question in a previous PM from another site, things are going well. I would like to talk to you a bit more, drop me an email. You can get my address from my site, or MB has it.

MB said...

Thanks, dan-- I think that's the best advice I've heard so far :) I will pass on the word to The Pilot.

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