Thursday, February 16, 2006

Schnitzel in Motion!

Just got off the phone with Julie the NephewMama, and, on the day Schnitzel is officially anointed, he did her first 1080. These accountant babies are first-rate with their timing.

at least that's what Dick Button would say if he were providing color commentary on the fetus movements at: mb@blondechampagne.com

14 comments:

dondiaz said...

Going down the rabbithole that is your textlinks I found the website of the Jamaican Dogsled Team. I mean, it's The JAMAICAN DOGSLED team, people.

Dan the Reader said...

Dogsled??

What, they make a movie about the bob's and all of a suddent they think they can just enlist in any "sled" event they want?

Now if having yellow eyes and smoking a big fatty ever becomes an olympic sport... oh, oh, oh, that was not nice.

I have serious issues with you suggesting that there's a weiner in motion... which reminds me, I need to make another appointment with my shrink.

OMG... I just said "fatty", "weiner", "motion", and "shrink" in the same post. The FCC will have my head for this...

Mike Marchand said...

he did her first 1080

Are we intentionally being gender-ambiguous, or do we know yet what color outfits will be worn by . . . *gulp* Schnitzel?

MB said...

Gender Unknown. I think it's a girl, but then again, I swore Jim was a girl too. I also have bad gaydar.

Eric the reader said...

You're supposed to have bad gaydar. Women usually do. My wife's is horrible, too.

dondiaz said...

Should there ever be a sequel to "8 Below", they could set it in Jamaica, feature the Jamaican Dogsled Team and call it - "80 Above"!

(Please forgive me, I just couldn't help myself)

Dan the Reader said...

eric is there something you're trying to tell us?

let it out, man, let it out. they say the truth will set you free.

amy lou the reader said...

It's more fun not to know what a baby is before it's born.

I don't want to know if we're having a boy or a girl until his/her birthday...there are so few surprises in life that the gender of my child can be one of the greatest.

dan the reader said...

yes, I can see how painting the room neutral and buying non-descript baby goods beforehand is more fun.

not to mention the fun of returning gifts that are for the wrong sex.

then again, you could just let them boys wear pink and them boys wear blue... right, eric?

Anonymous said...

Dan -- you crack me up!!

Miasys said...

There's bad gaydar and there's no gaydar. I married one. Marginal beats none any day of the week!

Mike Marchand said...

Something I'm noticing while the Olympic replay of the primetime coverage, which was itself tape-delayed, plays on in the background:

Isn't Dick Button the figure skating announcer dude (who should seriously cut off Scott Hamilton's mike)? So wouldn't he disdain the term "1080" in favor of "triple sowcow" or whatever the hell it is?

This is why I shouldn't still be awake at 5 am.

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