Competent Official College Professor UPDATE

I wore my turquoise pretty-girl flowy skirt today. LOVE my turquoise pretty-girl flowy skirt. I was walking down the hall from the lady room (so named because there is one--ONE--stall in there for an ENTIRE FLOOR of women) and I heard somebody in the hallway call my name. I turned around, and he pointed behind him. Confused, I twirled. He sighed, then mimed tugging at the back of his waistband. I began mentally preparing the sexual harassment lawsuit. What th--

The Problem: Back of the turquoise pretty-girl flowy skirt was tucked up into my pantyhose AND UNDERWEAR.

Person doing the pointing: Co-chair of the department, whose specific duties include decide who will teach what on a semester-to-semester basis.

I do not love my turquoise pretty-girl flowy skirt ANYMORE.

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