Seriously.

One of the local news stations actually just broke the following story: "Heat and humidity have been converging here in Central Florida." I am very glad Action 10 is all over this, because I otherwise I would have NEVER NEVER EVER figured this out for myself. This is quite possibly my very favorite news quote of the year since--and YES I actually heard this--a CNN analyst informed us that "the cardinals have their game faces on as they enter the Sistine Chapel."

Why I Left Journalism, Exhibit A at mb@blondechampagne.com