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KENTUCKY DERBY PARTY HOSTESSING TIP: What you need to do is bake a strawberry cake in a recently-cleaned new apartment with a completely unfamiliar oven. Be sure to use a bowl entirely too small for the mixer. Let me know how that works for you. I will be in my bright pink kitchen.

In the meantime:

Blonde Champagne's Horseracing-To-English Dictionary

Guide to Making The Best Mint Julep In the History of, Like, Ever

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