Today's Pulitzer-Worthy Thought

Life throws at you what it will, whether you want it or not. Like, sometimes I'll do backflips while braiding my hair and singing "FILL me up! BUTTERCUP, baby!" to get Jim the Baby Nephew to laugh while his mother is trying to feed him. He opens his mouth to express his delight, and then: Liquid green beans. Preparation for every day job you'll ever have, kid.

the peas look even worse at: blondechampagne@hotmail.com