Friday, October 29, 2004

Flip UPDATE

So my buddy Flip (who, judging by the comments and email, will henceforth be known in this space as "Underwear Flip") has issued a response to my viewing-for-voting offer, and that response is... lawyery.

Now he's all about "terms" and "addendum" and "my understanding is..." He wants a front row seat for the disrobing, and is also demanding that I, quote, "move around a little." I frankly don't know what the line is between "move around a little" and "dancing," which as you may recall I have previously declared as right out. What, then, does he want me to do for thirty seconds, if the standing there isn't good enough for him? Work a crossword puzzle? Fire people in a Trumpian manner? Save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico?

We're bringing in the people who negotiated the Presidential debates to get this thing hammered out before Tuesday. I can confirm that as of this morning, we have agreed that a green light will indicate that the countdown has commenced; a yellow light signals that five seconds are left; and red means that we can all exhale and return to our regularly scheduled, fully clothed discussion of whether or not Yukon Cornelius suffered from bipolar disorder.

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