Friday, October 29, 2004

Flip UPDATE

So my buddy Flip (who, judging by the comments and email, will henceforth be known in this space as "Underwear Flip") has issued a response to my viewing-for-voting offer, and that response is... lawyery.

Now he's all about "terms" and "addendum" and "my understanding is..." He wants a front row seat for the disrobing, and is also demanding that I, quote, "move around a little." I frankly don't know what the line is between "move around a little" and "dancing," which as you may recall I have previously declared as right out. What, then, does he want me to do for thirty seconds, if the standing there isn't good enough for him? Work a crossword puzzle? Fire people in a Trumpian manner? Save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico?

We're bringing in the people who negotiated the Presidential debates to get this thing hammered out before Tuesday. I can confirm that as of this morning, we have agreed that a green light will indicate that the countdown has commenced; a yellow light signals that five seconds are left; and red means that we can all exhale and return to our regularly scheduled, fully clothed discussion of whether or not Yukon Cornelius suffered from bipolar disorder.

operators are standing by at blondechampange@hotmail.com

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